batched:

notsosilentwallflower:

batched:

knightlock:

how much do boy/girlfriend cost

at least 3 potato

didn’t it use to be 2 potato

the recession hit us hard

(via starkid-nerdfighter)

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa
April 24 201405·48 am65,729 notes

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

(via doctorstoptheimpala)

themoonphase:

I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on.

(via doctorstoptheimpala)

earthwanker:

Do you ever hear someone’s voice and kinda wanna fuck it

(Source: earthwanker, via resurrectingasettingsun)

April 23 201408·53 pm110,732 notes

mr-egbutt:

staglove:

youngparis:

Cocoon and Evolved Metallic Mechanitis Butterfly Chrysalis from Costa Rica

That is a lawn ornament.

No that is a Cocoon and Evolved Metallic Mechanitis Butterfly Chrysalis from Costa Rica

spookyjohansson:

*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

(Source: officialwintersoldier, via shawnphunters)

besieged:

if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college

(via gorgeousladydi)